Me hardies and their Captain have been up to no good.  Me and some of me best men, stowed away on a merchant ship.  Took a hide we did and awaited our moment of surprise while me crew was sailing just out of site.  We had stolen the sailing plans of te vessel and we knew were they be headed.  In the middle of the night while the pathetic crew of this hideous ship slept.  We took everything we needed while they dreamt, da fools never knew of our presents.  I bet they be surprised when they woke. To life a Pirate lift his mug.